fiveo

Entries categorized as ‘Quotes’

Keep God Out of California

February 20, 2007 · Leave a Comment

I found this clip of Chris Pontius on the Religious Freaks website and it is so damn funny. That is, until the freakshow attack. Watch for yourself:

http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/02/19/keep-god-out-of-california/

After watching this, ask yourself if Pontius has every right to voice his own opinion or should he be put to death. Obviously the attacker takes the bible very seriously. Here are a couple of moral snippets from the ‘Good’ book which may have led to this attack:

And The Lord said to Moses … He who blasphemes the Name of The Lord shall be put to death; all the congregation shall stone him; the sojourner as well as the native, when he blasphemes the Name, shall be put to death.” (Leviticus 24:13,16 RSV)

If your brother, the son of your mother, or your son, or your daughter, or the wife of your bosom, or your friend who is as your own soul, entices you secretly, saying, ‘Let us go and serve other gods … You shall stone him to death with stones, because he sought to draw you away from The Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.” (Deuteronomy 13:6,10 RSV)

Just another example of how religion is the cause of much of this worlds violence.

Categories: Comedy · Quotes · Religion

Valentines

February 10, 2007 · Leave a Comment

In response to my lack of motivation for Valentines day.

“We’ve been married a long time.  We have kids.  It’s just not that exciting anymore.”

- Heidi

Categories: Quotes

Baa, Baa, Black Sheep

February 1, 2007 · 1 Comment

Baa, Baa, Black Sheep

Categories: Politics · Quotes

Character

January 30, 2007 · Leave a Comment

“The Christian God is a being of terrific character – cruel, vindictive, capricious and unjust.”

- Thomas Jefferson

Categories: Quotes · Religion

Delusion

January 30, 2007 · Leave a Comment

“When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity.  When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion.”

- Robert M. Pirsig, author of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Categories: Quotes · Religion

You know what sucks?

January 27, 2007 · Leave a Comment

“You know what sucks? Chicks that are really hot from the waist up, but have a big caboose.”

- Hadley

Categories: Quotes