Does this seem crazy to you?

There is this story going around about this guy.  You may have heard it, it goes something like this:

• Man born to a virgin mother.
• Man can heal the sick and raise the dead.
• Man can raise himself from the dead.
• Man can disappear, like a wisp of smoke, into the sky.
• Man and his father (wait a second, I thought he didn’t have a father?) can hear your every thought and act upon them. 
• Man can simultaneously hear everyone elses thoughts in the whole world too!
• Man sees all, and will reward or punish you, even after your death.

The story goes on and on, but you get the point.